petak, 12. lipnja 2015.
Weekend Special
Weekend Special
This special will be available from Saturday 13 June at 07:10 until Tuesday 16 June at 07:00 CEST (UTC +2).
Missions
Chinese Tanks to the Front | |
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Reward
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+30% XP
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Conditions
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Let’s Win This! | |
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Reward
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1 Garage Slot
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Roll out into a pleasant and bountiful weekend, Commanders!
petak, 29. svibnja 2015.
VICEVI
- Uđe ona kod inspektora, a ovaj joj postavi pitanje da provjeri njeno opste obrazovanje:
- Šta je to algoritam?
Plavuša odgovori spremno:
- Alga koja je uhvatila ritam.
Odgovor pomalo zbuni inspektora, koji se na kraju ipak pribere i upita je:
-Ko je bio Gavrilo Princip?
Plavuša se zamisli, pa pita:
- A da to nije bio čovjek koji je ubio posljednjeg kineskog cara Johna F. Kennedya?
Inspektor duboko uzdahne i ipak se odluči postaviti zadnje pitanje:
- Recite mi, ko je ubio Isusa Krista?
Plavuša razmišlja i razmišlja, pa skrušeno odgovori:
- Ne znam.
- Dobro, reče inspektor, onda otiđite i javite mi kada nađete odgovor.
Izlazi plavuša sva sretna iz kancelarije, a brat ju upita:
- Kako je bilo?
- Sjajno, šef mi je već dao prvi slučaj ubistva!
-Sto ti ova kokoska ima jednu nogu?
-Nista me ne pitaj, juce mi bila puna kuca gostiju.
Kud ćeš ti ovako kasno pijan?
čovjek: na predavanje!!
pandur: ko sada ovako kasno drži predavanje?
čovjek: moja žena!
-sta sve moze da se stavi u usta?
-jabuka
-sladoled
-cokolada
-jagoda
Tako su deca nabrajala pa dodje red na malog cigu
-" Luster učiteljice" rece ciga
-kako luster,crni Aćime?
-jeste ućiteljice ,sinoč ja odem da spavam i ćujem tata kaže majki:
-UGASI TAJ LUSTER DA TI GA STAVIM U USTA
-Koliko kosta prevoz od Podgorice do Pirota?
-100€
-Moze nesto dzabe?
-Moze, ali da ne progovorite ni jednu rec dok vas vozim.
Dodje taxi po njega i vozi ga do pirota.
A taxista prelazi na crveno ,vozi 170 na sat... Kad su stigli do pirota, pita taxista:
-Kazite mi iskreno, kada vam je bilo najteze?
-Pa kada mi je ispalo dete u krivini.
-Juce mi pala kutija na glavu.
-Sta je bilo u njoj?
-Nista.
-A u kutiji?
- koliko je 4+4?
- pa 6
- na mom te nosam!
- Dobar dan, možete li proveriti da li je soba 10 prazna?
- Da, prazna je. Što pitate?
- Tooo! Znači, uspeo sam da pobegnem!
Mujo: Evo je!
Učiteljica: Haso, ko je pronašao Ameriku?
Haso: Mujo!
- Znaš Kćeri, nije ti baš nešto lepa ta venčnica.
A snaha će na to:
- Sledeći put će biti lepša.
četvrtak, 28. svibnja 2015.
utorak, 26. svibnja 2015.
Update 9.8: Release on Wednesday 27 May
Version 9.8 is ready for deployment. This update will bring some interesting content, such as Dynamic Platoons, special badges awarded in real time during battle, and the Domination event. Below you will find a handy summary of the additions and changes:
Dynamic Platoons
Starting with this update, you will be able to form platoons with your team mates while in battle. This means no more waiting for a battle ending to go back to the Garage in order to create a combat unit – assemble your formation on the spot!
For more information please refer to our dedicated article.
Special Event: Domination
To celebrate the release of the patch, we will be organizing a special event in which everyone will be able to participate! Roll out in 3 special event vehicles and battle it out in the fight for domination – respawning, repairs and resupplies in battle are enabled!
For more info please refer to our dedicated article.
HD/SD client split
Enjoy the possibility of choosing the proper client to fit your computer's specs and save some disk space!
For more info please refer to our dedicated article.
Battle Performance Badges
Enjoy a special set of badges which will be granted in real time during the course of the battle. Gain immediate battle performance feedback and use it to better assess your input!
For more info please refer to our dedicated article.
Battles for Strongholds expanded to include Tier VIII
Version 9.8 will introduce more variety to battles for strongholds, as now the mid-level battles will feature teams of Tier VIII vehicles.
Stay tuned for more info!
Map changes
Some maps have been amended in order to balance gameplay, primarily Karelia, Sand River, Westfield and Siegfried Line.
For more info, please refer to our dedicated article!
For a complete list of changes and additions please refer to the Updates section on the website.
You will be able to experiment with all of this new content once the new update is implemented in the game. In order to make the changes, the game server will be undergoing maintenance on 27 May from 05:00 to 11:30 CEST (UTC+2).
The update is now over and the download of the new content will begin when you launch the game. You can also download it manually via the Download section.
Will you be the first to test the new version, Commanders?
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